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Woo-Hoo!  I was beginning to think that when Gina met me in Atlanta that she musta thought, "Oh, I donwanna end up like this strung out OH junkie -- I gotta get outta that place!"  But she's BACK, and she said she's just fine!  Here's the message I just got on my thread from the other day:

I Hope Gina's Okay!

"Hey LeaAnn!! I found the elevator and my room all by myself! I think I found some other people's rooms too, but that's ok, I still have my job! I had a great time you rascal!--Gina"

Gina, where the HELL are my SHOES?!?!  WHY the HELL am I barefoot?  LMFAO!  Okay, okay!  I'm glad you found your way to your room!  My hubby helped me find my way to ours and I probably wouldn't have without his help, even though it was like 20 feet away -- right next door!  

We took our take out back to the room and emptied out the minibar fridge so we could put our stuff in it.  Then we noticed it said we would be automatically BILLED for anything removed from the minibar!!!!  AAAAAAAAAgggghhh!  We had a good LAUGH over that!  That would've come to like a thousand bucks worth of stuff!!!  So, BACK in the fridge the minibar stuff went, so I figured I better eat our takeout right then -- I pulled a David Hasslehoff lying in the floor of my hotel room scarfing on lambchops, inebriated!  hahaha! 

Ah, GOOD TIMES!!  hehe! 

Met with Gina/MajorMom for a fabulous dinner Sunday night in Atlanta.  She is in Atlanta on business this week, and me and DH drove over for the evening and came back yesterday.  That's my kind of camping--getting a 4-star hotel room in the ritziest part of Hotlanta using Priceline.com to get it for a steal.  I like to pretend I'm not white trash, but I don't always pull it off!!  haha!!  We had a WONDERFUL meal at the VERY elegant steak house at Gina's hotel and I ALMOST made it through the entire meal without using my fingers!  After about a half bottle of wine, I figured I paid 40 bucks for my lambchops I could eat them however I damn well chose!  haha!!  I hope I didn't embarrass poor Gina, as she is just so regal, and refined and a perfect lady, and if she got drunk at all from her half of the bottle of wine, I was too buzzed to notice!  Gina got a good photo of us with her camera, but I'm HOPING she's just too busy to have posted it with her business stuff, and NOT feeling as rough as I was yesterday after our night of fine food and drink.  She didn't drink quite as much as me (I ordered a couple yummy microbrewery ales after we'd polished off the wine, not to mention a couple SF pina coladas at our room BEFORE we left for dinner), and the waiter kept topping off our wine glasses so, maybe Gina just nursed the same glass of wine all night, and *I* drank nearly the whole bottle myownself!!  haha!  So, hopefully, she's okay!  Here's a photo of us I snapped with my cellphone that's ALMOST as fuzzy as my vision was when I left Gina's hotel Sunday night!!  hahahaha!!

MajorMom, ever since you've been swingin' the lizards for everybody

my daughter's gotten *2* geckos and yesterday at a yardsale, I found THIS:

+ cage and all accessories for just 50 BUCKS! Now, how could I resist that adorable lil' face for THAT price?!

Anyway, Gina, just HOW MANY reptilian critters do you think my household needs?! Geesh! Next thing ya know, I'll be switching to GEICO car insurance!

So, I'll see you in Atlanta tomorrow night -- and you better not be bringing anymore lizards -- unless it's barbecued iguana from Tijuana! And you'd do well after dining with me to check your handbag and suitcases to make sure you're not carrying any stowaways yourownself!!

So, the latest installment of cracks I've gotten my tail into (since attempting to buy my fellow yardsalers' shoes at an estate sale) is a warrant for my arrest.

WAZZ THAT, you say? A warrant for YOUR INNOCENT head on a stick, LeaAnn?! Yup -- I'm a bad, BAD citizen! A couple months ago I was pulled over by Johnny Law for driving through a school zone with my head up my butt -- going 40 MPH instead of 25 as the flashing yellow lights were supposed to indicate. Well, Johnny let me go with a warning, but in all my flusterment, I couldn't produce proof of car insurance from all of the too-much crap in my truck. Of course, just after he handed me the ticket requiring me to appear in court to prove my insured status (doesn't Johnny KNOW how this is going to inconvenience me and cut into my OH time?!?!!) and drove away, I FOUND the latest copy of my auto insurance billing statement. By then he had already driven away. Furthermore, I could not READ the court date, etc. on my ticket as Officer Johnny had not pressed down hard enough with his big, bad bic to make a legible impression on my carbon copy. Thus, I had NO CLUE as to WHEN I was to go to this court proceeding. Fast forward a few weeks, and a sit up straight in the bed one night from a sound sleep and remember, "OH, SHIT! -- I have that stupid TICKET to take care of!!" So, I phoned the courthouse the next day, and whadayaknow, I've MISSED my big court date!! Thus, I SUPPOSE a warrant is out for my arrest for FAILURE TO APPEAR, and I was given a rescheduled court date.

So, yawl swing some poultry that they don't lock me up and throw away the key tomorrow! Furthermore, the court appearance is at 8 a.m. -- I don't usually crawl outta bed until 8 a.m. much less BE anywhere by that time. Besides, my regular-as-clockwork DS potty schedule is set to go off about that same time. Um, I kinda DOUBT I can be potty AND in a courtroom at the same time. So, how is this gonna play out? Ugh. My life is just so damn DIFFICULT! Boo-Hoo!!