PLUCK PLUCK PLUCK!!!!

Dec 14, 2009

Yes I am sick of it ... try going every other week alternating with in between tweezing for them to spread hot gook on my chin and try to mow the lawn of testosteronic looking 5 pieces of gruff harder than a man's mustache five pieces of hair that insist on growing there .... to top it off I am a fool for doing it ... after the gook is yanked off the five pieces of hard hair from hell are still there stuck to my chin and they have to resort to pluck them anyway ... it is a big pluck and I swear I hear a pop when they come out...

At my wits end and trying to find a permanent solution I march my arse over to this "professional permanent hair removal and spa" so they can laser the crap off ... mind you electrophoresis did not work on these five jokers ... I just got pucker marks on my chin and the bad boys grew back ... yes I am calling them bad boys ... there is nothing girly about this billy goat five piece hairpiece under my chin ...

Now I am ticked ... as I wasted my time just to be told that my skin is too dark and I am not a candidate ... kewl ... I thought the technology at this establishment was more advanced ... I guess I will check laser treatment for my billy goat beard in the Big Apple ... where I seem to be able to find everything I want when I want it..

This was my B-day gift to myself since tomorrow I will be 25 years young ... and my daughter is 30 ... I was all happy about transposing my numbers and being conveniently dyslexic until I rubbed my neck and EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK ... there is a big long curled up white hair poker hard joker billy goat hair growing on my neck ... ON MY NECK!!! how long has it been there????  ... I grabbed the tweezers and tried to PLUCK ... the joker hurt but DID NOT BUDGE ... pluck ... pluck... PLUCK!!! I yanked it off ... big red spot on my neck... Forget 25 ... since now I am growing hair like a billy goat I will be 52 ... I checked my chin and I checked my neck finding these unpleasant looking and feeling hairs ... I AM LOOKING NO FURTHER ....

But I am still and AW .... and I will rock my minis until I am age 102 ... Yes I will!!!!

I went out and got goodies for gifts for Xmas for the kids in the outreach community and my friends at work have a big box collecting toys and gloves and scarves and socks and the works too....
I had fun at the company Xmas party on Saturday and so did Al ... he did not want to leave when I was well and ready to go ... so I pinched him under the table and he got the hint and got up LOL

I am still holding my before pics close ... I am not forgetting where I came from nor where I want to be ... oh and tired as I was I ran a 5K on Sunday and it was freezing ....

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