A Tiny Bird in a Big Bird's Body

Feb 01, 2011

A few days ago at work, I ran into one of my gym friends at the company cafeteria. He sat down and ate lunch with me. This guy is a muscle bound beast. He commented that I was eating "just like a tiny bird". This made me wonder what he usually eats, or what he thought that I usually eat since I had just eaten a whole banana and some leftover pasta. I thought to myself... I may eat like a tiny bird sometimes, but for some reason, I have a big bird's body. That made me giggle since I was thinking of Big Bird from Sesame Street. He actually is kind of hippy like me, but he has those nice skinny bird legs. Then I started laughing. My friend looked at me like I was losing it since all of this big bird dialog was in my head. I said to him "I was just thinking of Big Bird". For some reason, he thought it was funny too and he laughed and laughed. Note:  When you go to the gym if you want someone to talk to, head straight for the guys with the biggest muscles and wedding rings. This way, they won't think you are hitting on them and vice versa. Also, due to the giant muscles, they can educate you well on weight lifting and protein powder. :o)

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