notoriousgrannyD
Obsessed with waiting, hurry up and wait, etc.
Sep 07, 2011
Okay, I'm ready (Hello Julie & Andrea). haha. Wait your dam turn. Who the hell are these people who are popping up on the forum saying "oh my surgery day is in 3 weeks and I have a couple of questions" REALLY...... REALLY!!!! I must be the only on who is out of my mind with this. I know everything about this surgery EVERYTHING (nice try grannyD, you just think you do) I can't wait for the killer gas, saggy skin and hair loss! I want my cloths to fall off at inconvenient times, my pants to drag on the ground cuz they are so baggy, and a chicken breast to last me 3 days in my lunchkit!! joking of course, just frustrated with the wait.I had a bit of a dilema over the past weeks. regarding my winter vakay. I totally felt that because I wasn't sure when I would get "the call" that we would stay home this year - no problem, getting sleeved is WAY more important than anything this year (see above rant) anyway, I have also kept this surgery from most peole I know. WELL, my mother in law knew we decided not to go but she thought it was because we couldn't afford it sooooo........ she went and booked a trip for us as a surprise gift for my husband's milestone bday!!!!!! oh yay - not! WHAT IF THEY CALL ME FOR THAT TIME!!!! OMG!!! So in desparation I called Julie and explained the situation and she reassured me that there was no way I would be done in January... booo..... sort of.
Good news Is I can go on vacation (Cuba here I come for the last time as a fat person) but I would trade it ALL for a December surgery. Oh well.