Some don't know when to keep their mouths shut...
A Marine was attending some college courses between assignments.
He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a
member of the ACLU. One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to
the ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you
to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God.
I'm still waiting. "It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out
of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-****ed him; knocking
him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to
his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,
noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with
you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting
America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid **** and act
like an ********o He sent me."
Susan 
God bless you,
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