Holy Cow I'm BORED!!!!

I'm pretty much alone in my office - the girl that I work with is on vacation today and the other guy in our office is totally annoying so I tune him out. So here I am with nothing to do this afternoon and I'm GOING CRAZY . Anybody have good jokes or something to do to entertain me? pretty please? Dana

Ahh Hon...I'll post a joke for ya!!! Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am." As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his "You-Know- What" in his hand. "Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!"

Thanks Dawn!!! That was a good one! Dana

Good joke!! I am bored, too. Busines travel is not glamourous all the time. The person I was supposed to have dinner with completely blew me off. No call, nothing. I was really looking forwrad to our time together. I dont know Frankfurt and clueless about where to walk around at night. So finally I ordered room sevice as the guy is hot but I know he things I am a loser as I ordered in last night and I eat only 10% of what he brings. The food here is gross - all fried, full of sugar and heavily breaded. If I could eat more and get my protein I would have enuf of my protica/luna bars but now its going to be tight. I had 2 glasses of wine, am doing some work, not writing my opening speech for Monday AM and feeling sorry for myself. I keep thinking that even if I say stupid stuff on stage that hopefully people will be distracted by my weight loss and be forgiving. The bathtub can fit 3 ppl so that's my next plan of action. Alone, of course. If it was not so late I would go to the gym. german TV is horrible, the only thing in english is BBC and the porn - there are 5 stations to choose from!! Tomorrow my colleagues arrive so it will be much better. thanks for listening to me vent. Probably not the most entertaining story!

Actually that was entertaining since I saw this in your story : you with three glasses of wine - the hot guy, extra large bathtub and 5 channels of porn. GIRL go make the best of the situation!!!! Thanks for keeping me entertained!! Dana

LMAO - thanks for turning around my perspective!! It made me laugh!! XOXO