Please HELP!!!

Hi every body!!! Today I am seriously worried!!! I was taking my usual shower after swimming today when it hit to me!!!! Where is my butt??? Does somebody see my butt??? I lost it!!! Where is it??? Please if somebody founds it PLEASE keep it!!!! Now seriouly I think I am entering in a stall. One and a half week without loosing... Well let's see.... I am not going to feel aprehensive.....(Yet) Alex

Alex, Where ever your butt is mine is probably close by. I lost mine too!!! I just want some shape to mine since I think that it is too flat now!!! So if you find a nice shaped butt please send it my way!!! Steph

: Hey Steph!!! How do you want it??? What about a Brasilian one???? Alex

Alex, I'll take it!! But please dont make me get the brasilian wax ok? LOL Steph

Somewhere there is a BUNCH of asses sitting around asking where they should be!! Mine is there too! I do NOT want mine back ~~hugs and well wishes~~ Chris

YES Chris!!! Let them stay there!!!! No more big asses for us!!!! Alex

Chris you are too funny!!! Hey careful there don't step in the pile of ass!! Boy we get silly the later it gets!! Steph

"don't step in the pile of ass!" Bwwaaa ha ha ha haaaaa!

Oh my!!! I am imagining myself stepping in a bunch of asses!!!! What an embarasing situation!!!! How would you apologize???: OOOOOOOPS excuse me!!! My fault, to step in your ass!!!! No!!! I did not mean to touch your ass!!!! Was that your ass???? Oh my I thought it was mine!!!! Sure??? it looks hairy!!!! Alex

I have a recurring nightmare..that Ive lost all of my excess weight..except my big ass! *wails*...I couldnt get up off the couch!! (wonders if I found everyone else's ass too???) WAKE ME UP!!! Nancy B ...still got me ass