OT: THE INTERNET SPREAD

THE INTERNET SPREAD YEP, I'VE GOT IT I'M AFRAID!!! Folks, its too late for me..... Save yourselves!!!! Day in and day out Better be careful what you do It's traveling around the world The "Internet Spread" will catch up with you Many years ago... before the computer came around This ailment called "Internet Spread" was nowhere to be found Now from morning to night People are there... You know where.... In front of computers sitting on a chair That chair will do it to you every time You know what I have found It'll make your bottom really round You can try to sit a little more to the left or a little more to the right Instead of just flat That still won't keep your backside firm and tight I guess you can stand for a while Like an hour or two Then the muscles back there drop Yep...that's just what they do This is what happens It all goes saggy Next thing you know you got a fanny that's baggy This is the truth If it's something you dread Don't sit in front of the computer Or you'll get "Internet Spread" aurthor Unknown