OT: A cute funny

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some M&M's. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some M&M's. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: What did I do wrong? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. ULTRASAFE: Here, have some M&M's. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some M&M's. DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more M&M's. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// 13 Things PMS Stands For: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweatpants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff........ And my favorite one.... 13. Potential Murder Suspect Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks...but M&M's sing. Another thing to giggle about: My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds. Here have some M&M's.

Cute! I love the one abou the mood ring! Leeanne

Ha ha ha ha ha That was definitely a good laugh for me!! But on a more "serious" note, since M&M's are a big now, have you found any comfort in a new healthier food now during this time of the month? Just a thought... have a great day Dawn and *snaps* to you! ~amber~

Actually, YES. My husband bought me a pound of SF chocolate from Boscov's. It was $15, but it tastes SOOOOOO good. I have to be careful though, no more than 2 pieces at a time otherwise I'll spend the evening in the bathroom. (Darn sugar alcohols!!) Dawn

You are so cute and funny, Love Ya! Stay Positive April

OMG that was hysterical- I choked on my tea when I read the mood ring part...LOL...Thanks for the laughs!

So cute! Thanks Dawn!