OT: female joke

Dawn G.
on 3/21/06 8:49 am - NJ

>> >> It has long been contended that there are male >> >> jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex >> >> jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I >> >> offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it >> >> and men will pass it along to a woman who will love >> >> it. >> >> >> >> >> >> A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after >> >> work ****tail with her girlfriends when an >> >> exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, >> >> middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the >> >> woman could not take her eyes off him. >> >> >> >> >> >> The young-at-heart man noticed her overly >> >> attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As >> >> all men will.) >> >> >> >> >> >> Before she could offer her apologies for staring >> >> so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll >> >> do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to >> >> do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one >> >> condition." >> >> >> >> >> >> Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition >> >> was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you >> >> want me to do in just three words." >> >> >> >> >> >> The woman considered his proposition for a moment, >> >> and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, >> >> which she pressed into the man's hand along with her >> >> address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly >> >> and meaningfully said.... >> >> >> >> >> >> "Clean my house."