OT: Tide

Dear Tide: > >I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it >all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now >that I am in my fifties I find it even better! > > >In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. > My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how >clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a real pain in the ass. One >thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new >white blouse! > > >I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise >and satisfaction, all of the stains came out of my blouse, the rug and >the floor! > > >In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by >yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and >then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a >suspect in the disappearance of my husband. > > > >What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a >murder suspect! > >I thank you, once again, for having a great product. > > > >Well, gotta go, I want to write to the Hefty bag people. > >Jane Smith

That was great.

Very good