Of all the dumb things...
Did your v *** jump out and trip you on perpous like mine is said to do? I had a kid here who had that happen and he broke his leg. I think you need to take it outside, away from the kids and give it a good screaming at, tripping people, just because we don't really like that we have to have one and use it!!!! Yes, a good yelling at and if that doesn't work, when the toe is heeled, a good kick in the bag!!!!
Hope your toe feels better soon.