OT: Murder linked to Lingerie and Rapid Weight Loss

Lisa B
on 2/21/08 2:39 pm - Riverside, CA

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for
his wife who has lost a lot of weight following her gastric bypass. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the
sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and
model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea.
It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but
I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for
myself."

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband
says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it."

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon.

Closed coffin.

BIG Hugs,
Lisa
"When I look good, I feel good....when I feel good, I look even better! "

Katt M.
on 2/21/08 2:46 pm - Fontana, CA

RNY on 04/29/08

OMG!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

~Katt~ Obesity Help Support Group Leader
http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/abetterclassoflosers/
Sexy isn't a look, it's a state of mind. ~Me~
How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. ~Dr. Wayne Dyer~

TL
on 2/21/08 4:59 pm - Sunny, CA

RNY on 03/05/04

That is so funny. Thanks for the laugh!!

Terri Sanrio

anewbecboo
on 2/21/08 5:41 pm - Ellensburg, WA

RNY on 05/21/07

Now that was funny, even though I can totally relate to the wrinkles issue, BIG TIME!!!! Thanks for the laugh sweetie!!! biggest hugs, Becky

Surgery was RNY 5/21/07...I can be found on Facebook: anewbecboo or Becky Reddick

Living Life
on 2/21/08 9:19 pm - Riverside, CA

RNY on 03/23/05

Good Morning Lisa......

Great joke, thank you for sharing it.

I was wondering if you have plans to see Dainna this weekend? I have something for her. (her dad really) I will bring it to support, if you are going to be there, that is. IF you are not planning on either of them, I might drop by and see her on monday.

Let me know

L

Lisa B
on 2/22/08 1:32 am - Riverside, CA

RNY on 02/05/07

Hi Luana! I actually was planning on going to support group up until last night when my son brought home the final schedule for his Drumline show this weekend. Their group performs their first part at 10:00 instead of 12:00 as originally planned...so no support group for me . I am not sure if I will be able to see Diane over the weekend as well with this show...just depends how well my son's group does. If I don't get over there this weekend...I will on Tuesday because Monday I am going to Disneyland with the kids. Sorry I couldn't help out!