LU IS A SLAVE DRIVER AND SHE IS MEAN!!!!!

This Lu chick tells me "lets go on a little hike"   No big deal.  She tells me it is 11 miles and all flat accept one part ,1 1/2 miles up and 1 1/2 miles down.  Right it was 2 miles up.  She has me jumping up steps that were like 2 feet high. I don't know what the hell she was thinking.  But we made it to the top.  Then about 1/4 way down she decided we should come down the side of the mountain and not stay on the trail.  My God she is nuts!  The dirt was loose I end up sliding down the hill on my rear end ruining my favorite pants.  Then she starts laughing hysterically.  If she was closer I would have smacked her, really I would have.  I then ask  this crazy person, why she is laughing and she points 10 feet away and said there are steps.  I should have threw her to the ground and choked her right there, no one would have found the body, I am sure of it.  So then she says it is all flat from this point on.  Again this Gal flat out Lied to me and I spent the next 5 or 6 miles telling her what a big fat liar she was!  She agreed and we kept on.  We climbed and then we went down and then climbed again.  I think at about 6.75 miles I started giving her "The Look".  Then she stops and flirts with the street cleaning guy!  I just could have smacked her again. If I told her once I told her a hundred times If I stop I am not sure I can start up again!  But I was flirting with the road repair guy and he even let me through my banana peel in the back of his truck, so she could of smacked me!  Well we finally make it to the Main St. which was lopsideded so I am sure I will never walk the same again a day in my life!  Right on the side of a big huge busy street, with noise and with exaust fumes and what she told me was about 1/2 mile turned out to be more like 2.  So my advise to everyone is stay as far away from Lu as you can, she is a Big Fat Giant Liar, and she can't come to my Birthday Party.  But on the other hand, she made me laugh so hard I almost peed my pants, not once but all day long!!!!  I had a great time and it was a total blast.  I may hate her tomorrow for talking me into all this, but for right now, I am proud to call her my friend.  Thanks LU for the awesome day, and the awesome support!   If you want you can tell your side of the story, but everyone knows what  A BIG FAT GIANT LIAR YOU ARE SO THERE!!!!!!

:)  Rhonda 

This is all I have to say right now!!! WE MADE IT!!!!!!!!!

Rhonda, you are so funny. At the beginning I was going to help you "smack Lu." But at the end I was laughing so hard. You are good sport and have an awesome attitude. Hey, you got exercise, so what if you won't be able to walk straight again. LOL
That was a memory, you both won't forget.

Hugs & Love,

Karen B.

Oh, goodness.  I sure hope it wasn't your pretty new red pants that you slid down the hill in!!!!  She's good for you - you need to go on more hikes with her!  Push you, challenge you and if all it takes is a couple of white lies to get your bunz moving, then I'm all for it!  Lie away Lu!!!!  Get this chick in shape for our Disneyland Trip In May!!!!!

Well< Rhonda, I don't know Lu...and I was totally blown away with the ambitious 'walk' of 11 miles...as I read your post, I was beginning to take your 'side'...but then Maureen posted....now I don't know what to believe! LOL  What a wonderful friendship you have...friends like Lu only come along once in a long while...treasure her!!  (bet you won't be walking at all tomorrow..side ways or straight! ^_^
Nancy aka Sunray

OMG  I was laughing so hard when I was reading this.  Sounds like you two had a blast.  Rhonda, I hope your not too sore tomorrow



Linda

We did LInda, it was great.  I am about to pop into a hot tub and soak for a while, so I am hoping not to be, but that Brat Lu, I hope she hurts!  lol.

Rhonda

OH that was hilarious Rhonda!! You could always pop a few Vicodin....they are my friend when my muscles hurt! lol

Here is their pic for those who could not see it: