OT The Perfect Husband

Janine J.
on 3/14/09 8:18 pm - The Beautiful Desert, CA

The Perfect Husband

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

   WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

   MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

   WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealer-ship and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000"

   MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

   WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

   MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

“When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others.” –Peace Pilgrim (1908-1981).

NikkiS
on 3/14/09 9:23 pm - El Cajon, CA

RNY on 01/02/07

LOL

Nikki

Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.
I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty,
believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
Louisa May Alcott

Midgetkjb
on 3/14/09 9:29 pm

RNY on 09/16/08

ROFL !!!!! That is a great one !!!!!!! Gotta Love it!

Have a Grat Day everyone, leaving in a few for the walk at the Rose Bowl !!!!!

Hugs & Love,

Karen B.