OT: We are in Trouble (Funny)

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your butt,

At your computer, reading jokes.

  Nice. Real nice.

Have a GREAT weekend!!!  

I am going to be the brave one and reply becauseI know no one wants to be known for sitting on there butt when there's work to be done. LOL!!  I am going to be getting ready for work soon. McDonalds anyone?  Whats your excuse. LOL!!! Nice joke. You had me at the beginning. LOL!!!

Yes, but WHO was writing this while I was WORKING?  You lazy good for nothing bum!!!  LOL!!!!!!

Yeah well.... lol      

Hahahahaha  Good one Katt.. Thanks for sharing hun.. Now I guess I should get off my bum and get some work done.. LOL

Hugs,
Jenn