for those teachers or grammer nuts... hahaha

Golden Years - a sort of grammar lesson
 
On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.
The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby
reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile
dysfunction.
 
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his
ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for..
 
The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to
him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine
and it must be respected..
 
You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3. 'When you do that,
you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and
you can perform as long as you want."
 
The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked,
"How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say
'1-2-3-4,' he responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not
work again until the next full moon."
 
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered,
shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his
wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his

clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she

asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
 
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences
with a preposition.
 
….OR ONE COULD END UP WITH A DANGLING PARTICIPLE!!

Oh, dear................I love it! 

Muareen, I knew you would like it... LOL


HUGs
JOY

  

LOL TOOOOO GOOD. NEEDED A LAUGH THIS MORNING. THANK YOU!!

OMG I almost peed my pants.  That is just too funny!  NExt time come down here and play with all my kids!  I have enough to share, it is a long drive, but if you ask anyone I will spoil you when you come and visit.  Hope you have a great weekend Ms. Joy.

Rhonda