OT: Something to laugh at

Stacie Z.
on 6/9/09 5:09 am - Victorville, CA

Just a little something to make you laugh this afternoon.

Importance of Walking

Walking 20 minutes can add to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.
My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old...
and we haven't a clue where the hell he is.
    I like long walks,
especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
       The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
    I have to walk early in the morning,
Before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
    I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven' t lost a pound.
apparently you have to actually go there.
   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill was enough.

AND
We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our skulls.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

AND Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.-- Maya Angelou

NavyWife-Mom-of-5
on 6/9/09 5:18 am - Beautiful, CA

RNY on 01/06/09

LoL...

Thanks for sharing sweetie.. I needed a good laugh..

Have a great day..

Hugs,
Jenn

terryrow61
on 6/10/09 5:22 am - Garden Grove, CA

RNY on 08/10/07

Thanks. I needed that.

ObesityHelp Support Group Leader

It sure is good C'ING LESS OF ME!

We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names,
& all are different colors....but they

ALL exist very nicely in the same box.

(Author Unknown)

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