I MISS MY MOMO!!!

I miss the gal that eats her pets.  The one that laughs when I lay a fart that the army would pay millions for!  My farts could end the war they are really that bad.  But she still laughs.  I miss being teased for sorting my nuts.  (now you girls with the dirty minds just stop it!).  Yes I sort my nuts into broken and unbroken and I eat the broken ones first.  I miss the gal who nags me to eat my protien, take my vitamins, drink my water, move my bod.  Boooo HOoo Hoo.  The one who tells me to stop whinning get off my butt and do something don't just sit there and feel sorry for yourself.  Crap, that is what I am doing now!  Crap if she reads this I am busted.  I don't know how to erase this.  Oh am I going to be in trouble when she gets home next week and reads this,  Someone delete this or someone have some awesome WOW moment and maybe she won't even bother reading this.  I heard someone pissed her off once, I think it was her husband and she scalped him!  I heard he is bald now!  OH MY!  I am going to be in big fat trouble.  She may tie me to the raft send me down the falls and make me eat one of her pets.  HELP ME SOMEONE HELP ME!

Rhonda..............

Rhonda,

You are soooooo funny!!! You just crack me up!!!! 

I love reading your post!!!

Hugs, Michele

Rhonda,

I agree with Michele, this is some really funny stuff!! Although the raft through the rapids part, sounds like the land of the lost! Lol! Please don't do that to our Miss Rhonda, Momo. I would miss her terribly. Who would I work out with? Think of the little ones. They would look at you with their big beautiful eyes. Now the pet thing, I'm not even touching! Lol!
Momo, You will be happy to know that Rhonda, even though she was tired (whine, whine, whine) got off her behind and did work out this morning; You know what? She is a little different, huh?
Oh, Miss Rhonda, you are still reading this??!! Lol!! Um. I mmment the whine of the exercise machines!! Yeah, thats it! And by different, I ment in a good way. Uh, I better go. Before I get myself in trouble. Whew, that was close! Love you both! Love the sense of humor!

Hugs & Friendship Always,

LOL you're a hoot!  I think I'll print this and take it to her tomorrow.  The sea has been rough and high so she'll be in the mood for a good laugh.

---jan---

Rhonda, Would you like a little cheese with thwt whine? LOL
This was a great post to come home to ...thanks for the giggle.

HUGS JOY