OT: A little laugh

misleidy
on 7/9/09 7:53 am - Chino Hills, CA

Ain't it the Truth!!!

Ain't it the Truth!!!
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale.
It turns out her weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".

She then takes her blood pressure
And tells the woman it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" she screams,
"When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!"

Flour and Water

How come when you mix water and flour together

you get glue?..

and then you add eggs

and sugar...
and you get cake?

Where did the glue go ?

NEED AN ANSWER?

You know darned well where it went!

That's what makes the cake
Stick to your BUTT

http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/misleidy_group
Cathy Olvera
OH Support Group Leader
Bariatric University-Bariatric Coach

Katt M.
on 7/9/09 9:45 am - Fontana, CA

RNY on 04/29/08

LOL...thanx for the laugh Cathy! =)

~Katt~ Obesity Help Support Group Leader
http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/abetterclassoflosers/
Sexy isn't a look, it's a state of mind. ~Me~
How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. ~Dr. Wayne Dyer~

misleidy
on 7/9/09 9:49 am - Chino Hills, CA

RNY on 05/30/02

Hey you! How are you doing? How's the job hunt?

I'm still looking. I do have a month long job to teach a writing class in S. Korea. I'm definitely looking forward to that! :) After that? We'll see!!!

http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/misleidy_group
Cathy Olvera
OH Support Group Leader
Bariatric University-Bariatric Coach

Katt M.
on 7/9/09 11:04 am - Fontana, CA

RNY on 04/29/08

You're going to S. Korea??? How cool is that?? Bring me back a shot glass....lol The job hunt is ok. I got an invitation to test for a school district out my way, I have to call tomorrow to set the appointment and them testing is July 15th. I hope I get through the testing ok. We need to get together soon. It's been way to long. xoxoxo

~Katt~ Obesity Help Support Group Leader
http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/abetterclassoflosers/
Sexy isn't a look, it's a state of mind. ~Me~
How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. ~Dr. Wayne Dyer~

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