A MUST READ for a good laugh

When you have lost well over 100 lbs you all know that the boobs take quite a beating.  Facing south is no big deal it becomes the norm and also being 60, well I had a double whammy.

So I am sitting in the car, and my sister who works in one of the doctors office was arriving at work.  Anyway, we were chatting through the window, and she looks at me and says, "Hey, did you get a new bra"?  I looked down and said "No", then at the same time we said....ahhhhh it's the back brace.  This damn brace had my boobies placed in the perfect spot like a 16 year old.  All we did is laugh.  So after I am done with this $1200 brace, I will be renting it out for periods of times, so you can all see where your boobs should be.

Have a wonderful weekend everyone.

Hugs, Diane, who had some good look boobs for about 3 hours!

lol...that is too funny...

Oh me next please . . . please please please!  I went to buy a new bra and the lady said mine just didn't fit right because the girls were so far south . . . and when I put on the new one . . . she just stared . . .and I said weight loss and gravity .. .not a good combo!

Hope you are feeling LOTS better!

Hugs
Chris

Okay so where are the pictures?

Monica

Hummm maybe tomorrow.....never thought about that~

Diane,

You're too funny!  I play tenor sax and usually sax players wear neck straps.  Well the next straps bother my neck and cause my arms to go numb so I wear a harness.  I look like Zena the Warrior princess, but ya know, it does help the boobage!  LOL  I lend you my sax (not sex) harness and I'll take your brace!  LOL

Hugs,
Barb

Way too fnny.


By the way, where do I get one of those?


Rhonda

I am ROFLMFAO - I want to see a picture of that since I have seen the "girls" for real......Hey when you get ready for your plastics take the brace to Dr Lee and show him exactly how you want them.....thanks for sharing.....

I called my little sister last week and told her when this is over I hope to have itty, bitty titties.  I know they won't be in the right place, but I am sick of carrying these big things around! 

Oh Diane, that is too funny. LOL!

I had an experience like that on Thursday for my daughers wedding. My dress was a halter type dress with a low back. Of course, they don't make bras for WLS people,  so I got the paper thingy you cup your girls in and the backing is sticky. Well, first of all my sister in law had to help me get them on. Which we were laughing so much. Made it through the wedding. Ok fine. After wedding, I had my oldest daughter help undo my dress, and when I should her that I used those pastey things. She said to me, Mother, you have to do something about your boobs. That is disgusting!!!!
I told her, I wish I could, but I just paid for a wedding and you and your boyfriend just caught the Bridal Bouquet and the Garter, so where am I going to get all of this money??????? LOL!!!!

The money tree burned down years ago!!!!!!
Gotta Love It!

Hugs & Love,

Karen