Stop Picking on My MOMO she would never Kill Bambi's MAMA
Now you all know how I feel about eating ones pets. But I have to stand in defense of my gal pal MOMO. As she stated she only kills boy deers! She does not kill Bambi (he is already dead) and she would never kill Bambi's MAMA. She prefers to kill 9th grade male deer. 9th grade deer smell funny and they are just plain rude and stupid and can only think of one thing, we all know what that is. Thus this is where the term DEER in the head lights look comes from. When these 9th grade deer see a female of any species they get this look thus they can and should be shot. End of story. Now I am going to go out on a limb here. Momo next time I am up visiting I want the privilage to kill a 9th grade male deer. Will you help me fullfill this dream? I would so appriciate it. Now everyone stop picking on my friend. Leave her alone to eat her pets. I mean it. Don't make me come over there!
Rhonda
Rhonda