OT Funny: The Economy...how bad is it??

Katt M.
on 11/9/09 6:02 am - Fontana, CA
The economy is so
 bad... I got a pre-declined credit
card in the mail.

 The economy is so
 bad... I ordered a
 burger at McDonalds and the kid behind
the counter asked,
 "Can you afford fries with that?"

 The economy is so
 bad.... If the bank
 returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
 you call them and ask if they meant you or them..

 The economy is so
 bad... Hot Wheels and
 Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

 The economy is so
 bad... Parents in
 Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
 children's names.

 The economy is so
 bad... A truckload of
 Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

 The economy is so
 bad... Dick Cheney took
 his stockbroker hunting.

 The economy is so
 bad... Motel Six
 won't leave the light on anymore.

 The economy is so
 bad... The Mafia is laying off
 judges.

 The economy is so
 bad... Exxon-Mobil
 laid off 25  Congressmen.

 And
 finally...
 Congress says
 they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh
 Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is
 being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion
 disappear!
 
    
~Katt~  Obesity Help Support Group Leader
http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/abetterclassoflosers/
Sexy isn't a look, it's a state of mind. ~Me~
How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. ~Dr. Wayne Dyer~
bebaugh
on 11/9/09 7:48 am - Merced, CA
Thank you for the chuckle today. Those are really cute!

Bebaugh (Elizabeth)

"Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending." Carl Bard    

nursygirl
on 11/9/09 10:57 pm - San Jose,, CA
roflmao~

This was a great way to start the day!

Anjanette

"Never let the fear of striking out get in the way of trying" George Herman "Babe" Ruth

No excuses....just do it!

    
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