Cute...

Better than a Flu Shot!     Miss Beatrice, The church organist, was in her eightiesAnd had never been married. She was admired for her sweetnessAnd kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor Came to call on her and she showed him

into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, The young ministerNoticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it.he bowl was filledWith water, and in the water Floated, of all things, a condom!When she returned With tea and scones,They began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity

About the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him

and he could no longer resist 'Miss Beatrice', he said,'I wonder if you would tell me about this.' Pointing to the bowl.'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'isn’t it wonderful? I was walking throughThe Park a few months ago And I found this little package on the ground.The directions saidTo place it on the organ,

Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you

know I haven't had the flu all winter?'

 

Oh, dear Lord!  I have stitches and now laughing so hard.................. ow.  Excellent!  Think I'll send it to my mom - she'll get a kick out of it.

LOL thanks for the giggle.

HUGS
JOY

Someone sent that to me recently and I LMAO!!!

How are you and the family doing? I have not seen you post in like forever!!!! Hope all is well.