Hubbys guide to putting up X-mas lights

Hey ya'll,
I saw this and thought it funny. Thought I would share it w/ you.

  The wife has been on my case to get the Christmas lights up for a couple of weeks.  They are up now and for some reason she will not talk to me.

LMAO!!! If'n ya want something done right, do it yerself...That's why I don't hang Christmas Lights.

That is to funny!!!  I guess with some husbands you have to be very specific!!

Now that is funny.  My dear DH worked 3 days putting up lights.  It looks like a winter wonderland outside minus the snow.  He has the lights going to music.  He has gone totally light crazy this year and for the first year EVER, he hung the lights STRAIGHT!!!!  A big pet peeve of mine, not having straight Christmas lights. If Dougie did the lights like this guy, we would be divorced! 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Ya'll wouldnt believe MY house. I live in a house decorated like Clark Griswolds from National Lampoons Christmas Vacation! Hope to get pics up soon... (I am not too computer savvy)