OT: Night Before Christmas WLS Style

Twas the night before Christmas and all threw the house,
I could smell all the goodies, but could only eat like a mouse

Ma with her plate, and me with my lean cuisine meal,
Plopped on the couch to watch Deal Or No Deal

When all of the sudden I herd such noise,
I wobbled over to the front door with such grace and poise

I looked out of the peep hole and what did I see,
A red sled like Hummer some funky SUV 

We stood there in wonder, asked what shell we do ?
Quick grab some milk a cookies, we need to feed this fool 

He came down the chimney so lively and quick,
Its him, Its him, I yelled yes its St. Nick

I stood there bewildered, I did not understand ,
What happened to my Santa, the Jolly fat man

There was no bowl full of jelly, This dude was not plump
He whispered, I sure would like those cookies but I might sugar dump

Well he wasted no time he, went right to work
But I want my fat Santa, not this skinny little jerk

He caught my attention, then caught my eye
With out WLS, like you I might have died

I stood there in shock, a tear in my eye
Thanks To WLS my Santa is Alive

Well even though he is thin now, half the man he use to be
Because of  WLS for many more years he will be

He flew up the chimney, away he did go 
This dude could run a 10k now in rain, sleet or snow

His voice rang out deeply,so loudly and clear
Merry Christmas to all, and a Happy Healthy Thinner New Year

~JohnL~