RED PANTS

I got my RED PANTS today! !!! If I lay on the bed get a screwdriver and some plyers I could get the zipper up, all the while my entire belly is hanging over the top, so I think I would have to go buy a low cut sports bra to hold in up and then  I have to   keep my legs completely straight not breath at all and have a tow truck pull me up fron the bed, then they will fit!  ROFL.  These are the perfect pants of all time!  They are now my new goal pants.  I want the butt of these pants to sag and  bag so I can send them back from where they came!  That is the goal.  Mo I can't thank you enough for this motivational tool.  I will get into these pants and I will post a photo of me in these pants.  And if I play my cards right that wonderful photographer Janine will take the photo for me.  You are awesome!  My dear, I will wear these pants to Disneyland when we go so hurry up and get down here!

Rhonda

OMGGGGGGG I am laffing my butt off!!!!!!!!!
You are a NUT!
Bless you and your RED PANTS!
Sweeny

Rhonda, The visual I'm getting...LOL!  Here's to getting in them real soon!

~Naomi

I think we are going to have to make these the OH Motivational RED PANTS!!! When the butt on these sag and drag and you no longer have to lay flat on the bed and use a screwdriver and a pair of pliers to get into them and the belly doesn't cover up the zipper, then you will have to find some other deserving soul to will these pants to.

We will call this the Saga of the Travelling OH Red Pants.  The next person to get them will have to blog about receiving them, about when they fit, how long they can wear them and who they are headed onto next! 

Do me a favor!  Get a small notebook, make a few notes in them about today, about the next time you try them on and when they fit and when they no longer fit and who you're sending them onto!  Then.............tuck the notebook into the back pocket of the jeans and mail it on. When the pants are all worn out, we can write in the notebook to have them contact me at my e-mail address and I can direct them to send them to me.  Then I can take all the information in the little notebook and will write a short story (or hopefully) a long story and we can get it published.  Make sure you put your stories in there about how, when, why and where you got the red pants, what they've done for you and what you did in them.  Oh, my I can feel a best-seller comming on!

This could be fun!  I think we all want to know who gets the red pants next and what's happening to them.  (oh, and the lavender pants can go along for the ride!)

What'cha think?   (hell, they'll probably get lost just like the mystery boxes!)

Tramp!!!

I knew you would be tramping around with your new **** red pants. TRAMP!!!

Hey you know I am joking. I luvs you

LL

Yes I am thank you very much, and personally my husband loves my new Sl____y   Tramp pants so There!

I luvs u 2

Rhonda

The book idea is wonderful!!
 And the visual ...well, there are no words!!!
So, what size are these red pants??

HUGS
JOY

THEY ARE A SIZE 14 LONG.  I TAKE TAGS OUT SOMETIMES CUZ THEY SCRATCH THE HELL OUT OF THE SOFT SKIN!

Mo,

Love the idea of the book, I am going to do that for sure.  Joy, I have no idea what size these red pants are.  I turned them inside out searching for a size and nothing!  We are going to have to ask MO that quetion.  Maybe she knows.  They could be a 14 maybe even a 12, but I am thinking 14 actually.  Mo  Do you want a pictur of me laying on the bed with the plyers and the sports bra and everything hanging out all over the place now or just me in the red pants when they fit?  It is your call.  I think the traveling red pants idea is wonderful. 

I went to Mo's Blog page and the pants are size 14!! Hmmmmm...That is about what I am wearing last time I checked that is...Most of my pant are one size fits many. LOL I don't buy anything I can't wear for a little while. And thrift store are my favs.

HUGS
JOY