Check this out

This is the race results from last weekend. Remember I told you its micky moused. Well go and check out the lady 5k.  (Luana Ball)

You are going to love the results. I do. I think I will print it and put in a frame.


http://www.okoyefoundation.org/events/ontario-mills-run.php

Let me give you something else to laugh about:

DD and I was sitting watching TV when this smell came over the room. OMG  It was so flipping bad, the paint starting peeling off the walls. I yelled at DD for farting.  She started yelling at me for farting. But hey I knew it was not me  It was BAD!! Fresser and Chloe walked out of the room, went in the kicthen. Remember, Rin Tin Tin and Lassie they are not. KC just kept right on sleeping. I opened the house up and the smell drifted away. Oh Thank Gosh!! Then just as Fresser and Chloe returned to the room, so did the smell. OMG OMG this time I left the room, still thinking it was DD. I was thinking some thing died up there and I should call the DR.  Maybe she needed a good flushing.  After a few minutes, I returned to room. DD went to the bed room to get ready for bed. Both dogs, where sleeping. KC was still sleeping on the sofa right behind my head. Before DD returned, the smell returned. OMG My eyes where watering. It was so bad. OMG!! The dogs left the room, DD starting starting yelling at me that it was me that was farting. She is crazying,  I swear it was NOTme.

Then I heard this sound, air slipping out of some where. Like a bike tire going flat.
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OMG ITS THE CAT!!!!!!!!!!! KC was farting something bad. I swear she was smiling  Something dead up her butt. OMG!! That cat is deadly. What ever she eat, I hope she never eats it again, otherwise, Anyone want a cat??

LL

OMG.  I am sitting here laughing so effing hard there are tears running down my face!!!!

Rhonda's Unkle Guido can take care of the cat the same time he takes care of Linda's Stricture for only pennies more!!!!! 

I'm still dying laughing!!!!!

O.K. keep the cat, Guido said no discounts so I could not have helped you out anyways.  It was worth a shot.  Have you read the book Walter the Farting Dog?  It is my favorite children's book.  If you have not read it I will make sure I put it out for you when you come to visit.  It is hilarious.  Lexie loves it because it says the word fart alot!  Maybe DD can read it to her, she would like that and you can listen in.  Now I remember what I was supposed to get to you next time.  Think about it and you will remember.  It is big and I can't lift it.  Talk to you soon.

Rhonda

You know, yesterday, when I was talking to your chatter box, she told me that SHE wanted a cat. Want to pick her up on your way home today?

Just Kidding! KC is the only brave dog...........er cat we have living here. I guess we need to keep her. That wasy Lassie and Rin Tin Tin wont have to stress over the boogie men.

Have a great day.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I can not wait to hear the great news today.

LL

That is hilarious!

Dang this blond hair of mine, I remember now. With you its age, me its blond hair.

Luana