Your Christmas Wish List...

Dear Santa,

This year I have been a moderately good girl. I had a few bad episodes here and there, but we don't need to mention them again. For the most part I have been very good. I drink my water as much as I can and I always take my vitamins. Even though my knees hurt, I still go walking.

So here is my Christmas wish list. If you can get your elves to work on it ASAP I would greatly appreciate it.  I will leave a nice assortment of fresh veggies and a protein drink  for you on Christmas Eve. Let's be honest, neither one of us need all those cookies.

PS: If you could answer the wish list for all my other friends on OH too, that would be wonderful....they all very good boys and girls. Except maybe Lola who is fake sometimes and deserves a lump of coal.

Yours Truly,

Monica P

 

MY CHRISTMAS WISH LIST

a new pair of knees....the ones I have are old and hurt

a new pair of boobies...the ones I have are worn out

a new scale....the one I have is stuck, the numbers won't move

a new Addidas track suit, because I think they're cool in an old skool way

lip gloss...because a girl can never have too much lip gloss.

 

I will pass your wishes on to Santa.  Since by your own admission you've only been moderately good, I don't think he'll be able to bring you the new boobies.  Maybe next year!

What are you trying to say? I love cookies! But, I will take the protein drink and fresh veggies. (SIGH)

This Santa does have one question. What did you do to your old pair of boobies that they are worn out?

Wonders if....................... I know what I want.......................

Lol Ok so all I want for Christmas is my SURGERY!!!! PLEASE
Have been VERY GOOD all year, I suffered great expenses this year and this would make up for all of it!!!

~Katrina

Hmmmm I will have to think about my wish list.  I will get back to you.  LOL! 

Dear Santa,

I've been oooooook for the better part of this  year, and I'm only asking for a few little knick knacks:

A suit...I've never owned one, but I've always wanted one, so that would be nice.

An ipod touch, just because they're cool.

And some good luck for when I go fishing next year.

That's it.........thanks Santa!

your friend,

JaviC

Dear Santa,

I know I haven't been a perfect little angel this year, but for the most part I have been pretty darn good! I tried really hard to do my best & keep a positive attitude, but driving the streets of Orange County can take a toll on a girl.   I hope you understand my frustrations & will forgive me for anything that I have done or thought!

Here is my wish list. I hope you will be able to understand why I put certain things on my list. I want you to understand that, I know there are so many people out there with lists too & it's very hard for you to grant each and every one. It would mean a lot to me, if you were atleast able to grant my top three! I promise the next time I see you at the mall, I will make sure to stop by and give you a big hug!

Julie's Wish List

1.Plastic Surgery..so I can have boobs like Jean's & a tummy like Monica's!

2. I want to be able to eat anything, I want and NOT gain a single pound!

3. A hot looking, caring, sexy, generous, sincere, funny, irresistable, good smelling, rich man to have as my forever true love, so he can marry me & make me stay home & shop all I want, when I am not having lunch with the girls, ofcourse! Plus he will make sure my hands never touch a cleaning product, because he has hired me a maid, so I can spend more time going on fabulous vacations or driving my hot expensive sports car while going to the bank to withdraw any amount of money that my heart desires from my bank account that he has provided me with an unlimited amount of money in!

Santa, I hope I haven't asked for too much!  

Sincerely,

Julie

Hmmmm, I've been good at being naughty...lol When I'm good, I'm really good. But when I'm bad, I'm even better! My Christmas list is as follows:

A bicycle helmet

Since the husband asked for a divorce I want money to get out of debt and enough money to live on for a year.

I want a job/place to live

I want a membership to 24Hr Fitness

and finally...

I want a Droid by Motorola (Verizon) (not the ERIS)

OMG Kat!  You will love the Droid.  I love him.  He is so good to me.  Perfect companion and only does what I ask and every now and than he surprises me with a new trick.  I think every woman deserves a Droid. 


P.S. Maybe I can be a new spokes person for Verizon?