My ass: A pictorial comparison. And a fair bit of AW rambling.

I know that 10 at night is not the best time to post an AW post, but today was my 10-month surgiversary. I didn't lose all my weight in 6 months like some, but I'm still losing slowly (3 pounds this month) and if I never lost another pound I would still be thrilled with this brand new life. I ran into an old friend on the street tonight and the poor man could barely string a sentence together. It was something like, "Anna...you're so... slender...and so... blonde!" ROFL I love those WOW moments.

I had a bit of a meltdown in the dressing room at Cato's last night though. When I walked into the store, I automatically went to the right, to the plus sizes. But I quickly realized I wasn't going to find a damn thing that fit. Holy Crap! Was I going to have to walk to the other side of the store? How embarrassing will that be?? Surely there's nothing over there to fit me!! I had to force myself to go over there. So I was trying on several shirts, mostly XL (yes, not 4x! not even 1x! XL!) and as god is my witness, every one of them swallowed me alive. I lost it. I just started bawling like a baby girl right there in the dressing room. I came home with 2 brand new shirts, size Large. Plain old "L".  And do you know that when they put those regular sized clothes on sale, those bad boys are cheap as hell??

Then, this morning, as I have done every "casual Friday" morning for the last 4 months, I tried on my dream jeans. You know the ones. The ones you saved from your skinny days hoping someday to get back into them? Well, this was the morning. I actually wore them to work:


But I digress. I promised ass pics.

First, my pre-op ass in all it's glory, playing in the fountain downtown at the last NADS meeting before my surgery:


And now, that self-same ass today, getting into the truck on the way to work:


Viva la difference!!

Anna, I remember that pre-op picture.  Yes, Viva la difference!  Great jeans and great ass!     -Jenny

Thanks, Jenny!!

Ummm...Anna? It's me, your skinny jeans. I hate to call so late and all, but I have to talk to you.

I am TOO big for you. Yeah, I know, you waited a long time to get into me and all. You were patient. But it's time to face some facts here, babe:

Your ass is too SMALL for me anymore. Just look at the front: baggy. Look at the back. Only snug because you're getting in the car and your leg is up in the air. If you just stood, ass-side to the camera, you'd see how droopy I really am. I am no good for you anymore.

It's not you, Anna. It's me. We have to break up, so I can see other asses. Drop me off in the Salvation Army box tomorrow, okay? I need to be on the ass of someone who needs me more than you do. I need to be needed by someone with a wider ass than you. Frankly, you just don't do it for me anymore.

Go to the mall and buy yourself something that shows off your sexy curves. I mean it. I want you to be happy. It'll feel weird at first, but you'll get into the swing of things. Soon you'll outgrow even THOSE jeans and will leave them in the dust, too. It's the way of life. You'll have your tiny jeans and I'll have my chunky butt--we both win.

Love,

Skinny Jeans

But...but...I can barely sit down in you!! ROFL

Maybe what I need is a different style...I haven't shopped for jeans in DECADES.

Alright, NOW we're talking, hot mama!

Go out, with a couple of hours to kill, and jean shop. Get some dark wash jeans--you'll be shocked at how tiny your thighs and ass look in those bad boys.Mid-rise because I don't want to see your thing hanging out (no offense, I'm sure it's perfectly lovely, but I don't want to see anyone's thong hanging out.). Boot cut is nice. A boot with a tiny heel and you'll be good to go.

This is ALL advice that was given to me and I have the ass picture on my blog to prove it works, even if just for a day:



Nicolle

Hellz yeah!! That's some hot denim action right there. I'm going tomorrow.

Have fun and be sure and post some pictures!

Nicolle

Damn woman get your boney arse into some of those builders bum showing Brazilian jeans!  The LOWWWWW slung ones that make every woman in them look like sex on wheels.....unless you're a fat ******* in which case you look like an escaped mental patient that raided a clothes line (that's me...or a muffin that has risen too much).

I want my jeans moment!  Right I'll make a deal with you....this time next year we'll have a sexy jeans bum a thon!  I'll post my new and improved bum and so can you. 

The gauntlet is down ...

Nuff said
Kirmy
p.s. proud of you!

Pfffftttt!!!  You owe me a new keyboard! ROFL

But no fair on the bum-a-thon!! I'm an old lady and you're ...you're just a ....larva!! You are very likely to be both skinny and perky!