Banana Hammock vs Speedo

The banana hammock is tragic. Go for the speedo - but ya gotta wax!

Laser.

not sure why, but I'm thinking of a Tanooki Suit from that Mario Bros game *lol*




Rocky running on the beach! 

omg!!! i just spit coffee all over the keyboard, eileen!!! rolf. 
just way too funny.       
ya know, the next time rocky posts i will have the imagine of mario in a tanooki suit running along the french riveria, trying to impress the mademoiselles.     

What do you mean "trying" to impress.  

They will be in awe of my studness.  

This was the Christmas present I got my wife this year.  She fit the suit much better than I did.

OMG You guys are awful and I am so loving it. You literally made me laugh out loud. Thanks and IMO stick with a speedo. And I love the pic of mario.


Ruby

Well, I'd say the Speedo trunks would be a happy compromise, Rock.
Now, howzabout finally picture of your new self?  I'm just jonesing to see what you look like. 

I want to wait till I reach my goal weight of 165 lbs.   I also need to get my 12 pack in shape so it will complement my speedo.

 Oh now come ON.  You're just being coy....