Rumors about the DS and Back Door Action (Accidentally deleted 1st one)

(deactivated member)
on 8/15/10 12:10 pm
*Hijack*

Elephants are my favorite!

*Resume bashing*
Elizabeth N.
on 8/15/10 2:14 pm - Burlington County, NJ
(deactivated member)
on 8/16/10 1:57 am
OMG LOL
MollyBH
on 8/15/10 11:47 am - Appomattox, VA
OMG!!! All of you have made my day!!!

Molly
Elizabeth N.
on 8/15/10 2:18 pm - Burlington County, NJ
mquirkygirl
on 8/15/10 12:50 pm - New York City, NY
You won't feel like having anything near your vagina or asshole for several weeks.

By then, any butt sutures you're imagining would have healed in that time.  Just don't eat carbs or tomato soup before you do engage in said "colloquially known" activity.  Unless of course you're trying to stop your boyfriend from doing you in the butt, in which case, eat tons of candy and tomatoes and salad before you do it.




                                  5'10", HW: 326/SW: 280/CW: 181/Goal: 165

RainyDayWoman
on 8/15/10 1:18 pm - Fridley, MN
  Oh, the humanity!  This whole thread is fantastic, but I think this is my fave post (buttsecks lolcats aside, of course.)
Elizabeth N.
on 8/15/10 2:23 pm - Burlington County, NJ
Elizabeth N.
on 8/15/10 2:19 pm - Burlington County, NJ
Elizabeth N.
on 8/15/10 2:20 pm - Burlington County, NJ
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