Rumors about the DS and Back Door Action (Accidentally deleted 1st one)

Elizabeth N.
on 8/16/10 12:47 am - Burlington County, NJ

DS on 12/04/06

Kennedy12
on 8/16/10 10:03 am - Chicago, IL

DS on 12/11/00

Chad, thank you for the belly laugh, I needed that!

Jillian

Phase 1 Plastic Surgery Completed 9/9/09 with Dr. Siamak Agha.

living_on_the_edge
on 8/15/10 3:22 pm, edited 8/15/10 3:31 pm - Calgary, Canada

VSG on 08/31/10

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea.

The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?"

She said that she did.

He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said no.

The Doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant." The woman was mystified.

She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?"

The Doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think lawyers come from?" Woman :What is the difference between “Oooh!" and “Aaah!"?
Doctor :About three inches.

What's the difference between sex and anal sex?

Sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

SW 245lbs CW 168LBS GW??

blackburn.vicki
on 8/15/10 4:03 pm

Now that is some funny ****!! LOL

CaliNik1979
on 8/15/10 3:34 pm - Beckley, WV

DS on 10/11/10

This thread takes it....I almost pooped.

Nik | 36 | 5'3"| HW 305 | SW 286.3 | CW 234.2 | GW 180 | Surgery Comparison Chart
Samaro is my

living_on_the_edge
on 8/15/10 4:19 pm, edited 8/15/10 4:21 pm - Calgary, Canada

VSG on 08/31/10

I dnt care what every one else say.But i have became Orignal Poster's Die Hard Fan & i ll be following her all posts from now on.One cant find these questions on any FAQ section of any WLS site or on any seach engine.
Truelly amazing Brillian thinking very smart Hats OF to her ****Lolz
Again very creative thinking

SW 245lbs CW 168LBS GW??

BeSwitched
on 8/15/10 4:55 pm, edited 1/26/12 12:40 am

Dagny
on 8/15/10 6:10 pm - NY

DS on 02/19/07

Not enough diamonds in the world.

(deactivated member)
on 8/16/10 9:04 am - Minneapolis area, MN

DS on 04/29/10

Not enough diamonds for what? For you to have anal sex? That can't be what you mean, can it? Or you're joking, yeah, that's gotta be it.

I was going to say something about what kind of people take money (in various forms, including diamonds) for sex, then it occurred to me that for all the diamonds in the world, I'd let a freaking warthog have his way with me. Being the richest guy on the planet by an extremely wide margin would be a great comfort whenever the memory of that night with warty reared its ugly head.