PLZ Help One day post op

The ***** is feeling well enough to dance on his block button already. I doubt he's all that sick. Poor widdle baby got hiccups and has an owie. Um, what happened to complaining to your docs when you're in the hospital? Nah, he's too stupid for that.

Ya gotta love a good train wreck. Do please keep me updated :-D.

 i got a hiccup and an owwie :(

plz help!!

lol you're a riot Elizabeth!!

Thanks :-). Imagine what it was like for me to have this degree of drama queen camped out in my living room and living out of my pocketbook. I deserve immediate advancement to sainthood.
BTW I'm sorry you're in (real) misery. I hope you are taking advantage of every possible pain reducing option you can scrounge. There is no heroism in suffering.

 Ack! I can't imagine having to deal with this on a day to day basis! You have way more patience than me. 

Don't be sorry! I'm doing my best to get better even if it means I have to eat food that looks and tastes like cat food. I'm just glad they are working on fixin' me up!

Oh **** **** I wish I could wave the magic wand to make it all better for you dear one. Can you imagine what it's like for people who actually look seriously at dog/cat food as FOOD??? Or WORSE? 

If you get bored unto death, click on my posts here and on R&R and just keep going backwards and eventually the whole story will unfold itself. But  please, do NOT waste time on that bull**** if there's ANYTHING else to do LOL. It's far better to move forward, even though I must tell myself that advice daily.

It would be far better and more fun for us to brainstorm about what we can do next summer in Montana! Are you a white water rafter type? Aw hell, lemme go get everyone into the group and see what y'all have to say....

 I've only been white water rafting on a ride they used to have here at Opryland before it turned into Opry Mills. I will say it was awesome!!

As for Montana hell yah I wanna go! I just bought an awesome digital camera, I'm ready to GO places and DO THINGS!

You know, usually justice is a little slower than this. I almost feel cheated of the painful trudge to "I told you so, dickhead."

Hmm...must examine my pain threshold.

Nicolle

I am reminding of that arcade game where you whack the gophers on the head with a hammer as they pop up.

Whack a Mole.

You sure it isn't Whack a Troll?