Farts

I wonder this too. This whole way of farting scares me. Especially since I don't have a significant other already. What happens when I start dating? Geesh. lol.  

If you're so terrified about farting in front of someone you're dating, he/she is not The One.  Keep dating until you find someone you can totally be yourself around, warts, farts, and all.  But then my first date with my husband was Blazing Saddles and besides the campfire fart scene, I roared at Madeline Kahn's song about coming and going and coming much too soon.  I didn't scare  him off then and we have been married 36 years.

Lol, I'm with you on the no significant other issue, AND my office has a very centralized bathroom!
Karen

I enjoy my symphonic wind ensemble, and I play it proudly. The kid runs like hell, the cats don't care, and the husband laughs.

My husband and I have always farted in front of each other with no problems, just laughs and fun until....now! I don't fart as often as I could, but when I do...It is horrible. I ate a low carb wrap today and found out it is a gas making gas making...welll, you get the idea. The only time my husband really gets mad at me is when I smell up the car, or the den, or the kitchen, or the bedroom. It is deadly and I know it has to be if I can barely stand them myself. Once I farted in a dressing room. A lady yelled omg. I said "I think someone left a stinky diaper in here or something!" It was embarrassing. And I just now farted under the blanket on the couch and my daughter is pissed. Oh well. I'll watch the flour content on my food tomorrow as it appears to always be the culprit!

I am sooo afraid this will happen to me in church after I have the DS.   I would just die.

I have never, one time, in almost 2 years EVER had uncontrollable farts.  Well except when I'm sleeping :)  I have been known to fart in my sleep when I have carbs late in the day.  I've had gas, yes.  But if I am not in a place where it is appropriate to let it go or I don't want others in the public or my office mate to smell it I can hold it in.  That being said - holding it in for too long DOES make it painful after awhile for me.  So I don't tend to do that, I will find a way to excuse myself, if needed.

If I am home and I have to fart, I do.  My fiancee just laughs and says "BABY!" if it's overly smelly.  He farts too and has almost from the moment I met him, so why can't I?  I am NOT nice enough to excuse myself to the bathroom in my own house.  That's just me.

I am laughing so hard about the lady yelling OMG in the dressing room!  Good come back about the diaper!

I can't recall the poster here who told the story about her mother or mother in law visiting and they let one go.  Blamed it on the cat, or sorta indicated it was the cat.  To which the mother/in law said: OMG there's something seriously wrong with your cat!

LMAO - we have 4 cats and now any time we fart - the comment: There's something wrong with the cat.