Umm, Delicate subject, not for young eyes.:)

Well this is one subject that I've never thought about posting anything on before but in the past few days Adam my darling sweet loveable husband has told me that I am a stinky old hag. He means that in the sweetest of terms of course. I've tried to tell him that I've heard some people have "gas" issues after wls. Its so bad that he is wanting me to call Dr Shina about it. I don't think so. We've been married for over 7 years now and the first year of our marriage we were together in a semi truck 24/7. Together all the time. Theres not much that I am embarrassed to do in front of him. Now I don't normally if I can help it "toot" in front of company. This loving husband of mine woke me up from a deep sleep last night to inform me that I was farting. Ok, what the heck am I supposed to do about that? Good grief. No ones "gas" smells like roses and yes mines bad but come on, his aren't all that fabulous. Anyone else have stinky issues post surgery? I know silly subject right? Hugs Ange

lol angela, my hubby said honey you need gas x lol.............my daughter even calls me egg farting momma lol.............but i was told by my doc gastric bypass is what it is called for we pass alot of gas............but mine gets worse as the days go on and all i can do is act like it wasnt me!!!!!! But i have even been around family and they say omg what is that smell!!!!! Well i just laugh it off.................this is not a silly subject everyone FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!! Vickie

Gas X? Thats what I need lol. Mine are bad lately but I just figure its normal. Adam is pretty nasty too. He keeps a fan at his bedside and he farted in front of it the other night while I was laying in bed and then he ran off and let the smell float toward me. I could have kicked his butt. I had a incident at Walmart the other day. I ran in with Allison my 5 yr old to grab something and while I was in the express lane waiting to ring up my stuff, I had a silent but horribly deadly thing happen. I didn't say a word. But of course, my darling daughter who has a loud mouth suddenly hollers out, "Yuck mommy I smell your farts" It was embarrassing!

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Yep, that was me, lol. Ain't I a stinker? Fart Football, lol! That is too funny. Knowing my luck he'd would poop the bed and I'd have to change the sheets.

I work with a guy who has gastric bypass about fourteen years ago. Actually I think it was a VBG. Anyway, since his surgery his gas has been horrendous. I work in a factory where some of the lines are a hundred feet in length. This guy has been known to clear an entire line of people with one fart. It got so bad at one point that the company had a code for their time tracking in the computer for "down time" due to this guy. Supposedly there was a medicine that would help and the company even offered to pay for it but the guy refused. People who know him well say it was so bad he and his wife had to sleep in separate rooms. Also, he had a truck he tried to sell several years ago and almost never got rid of because he could not get the stench out of it. I also have a friend who had the VBG about twelve years ago and has the same problem. To this day he will only do number two at home because he said the smell is horrendous. I know before the surgery that I was told some people have problems with gas after surgery. Although from the information it sounded like the people with the most problems were those who had the DS. If it keeps up you may want to ask Dr. Shina about it. But in the meantime have some fun with it and pull the Dutch Oven trick someone else suggested on hubby. I'm sure he has done it to you once or twice over the years. Just ask him to pull your finger. LOL

He does that all the time but he's getting paid back now, lol.

Ya'll gotta stop I am ready to cry this is hilarious. You are complaining about winning the fart game. This is a game boys have been playing for years.

LMAO! I can't help it he gets plumb ticked now when I fart cause they're so sticky.

Ange I DON"T want to know how he knows that your farts are sticky.