found this on the mens room....

Mr Buddha
on 12/23/06 5:11 pm - florence, KY

As i said I found this in the mens room and thought you all would get a kick out of it...... just make gender changes so that it applies to you. You might have had WLS if, you have to tie a 5# barbell on to your Moobs, to pull you neck tight enough to shave.... You might have had WLS if, you drink a protein drink, and look at the clock knowing that in 37 minuets you will start to fart.... You might have had WLS if, you go to a party, and take 4 m&m's...and know that 5th m&m will ruin your night.... You might have had WLS if, you can go to a ball game and eat the weenie and relish right out of the bun, in public, and you don;t care who sees you.... you know you've had WLS when you've thrown up more in the past 12 months than in your entire life! you know you've had WLS when the store clerk checks your license and says it's time for a new one! you know you've had WLS when you fart and the dog hides! you know you've had WLS when you're so skinny you can walk through a harp! You might have had WLS if... you weigh less than what your driver's license says you do. You might have had WLS if... your wife tells you to buy new clothes that fit. You might have had WLS if... you drop your drawers for your surgeon and get told to buy a new belt as the one you are wearing has too many holes in it. You might have had WLS if... you start to crave things like Brussels sprouts, rutabaga, and broccoli rather than beer, pizza, and ice cream. You might have had WLS if... you have learned to like the taste of Milk of Magnesia. You might have had WLS if... you can see the "Little Guy" when you pee. You might have had WLS if... your wife can dig her fingernails into the small of your back during sex. And finally, You might have had if... your wife is more exhausted after sex than you are.