OT:Husbands! Or should I say MEN!

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on 6/4/07 12:51 am - Elizabethtown, KY
Well its official. I can truthfully say that Adam is a dingleberry. I can also say truthfully that he's a poophead. Last week he bought a gmc Sonoma to drive back and forth to work. Its not new, its a 99 and he got it just for workcause its easy on gas. It runs good and looks good. He's happy with it. Its also a 5 speed and yours truly has never learned to drive one. This MAN put my name on the title along side of his and so since its in my name as well I'd like to drive it. He let me take it around the neighborhood the night before last. I was not born knowing how to drive a 5 speed like Mr Adam apparently was. I am the type of person that has to do it to learn it. Well, at first I had trouble getting it to go. He says I was letting off the clutch too fast or not giving it enough gas. Ok, I got better. He made me stop and start several times and even back up. We'd been teasing each other last night about my driving skills. He's getting ready to paint our explorer and I helped him tape up the windows and stuff. His dad was helping too. We were all joking around about me driving the sonoma since the explorer is going to be down for a day or so while it drys. He was even showing his dad how it buck jumped at first when I couldn't get it going. We were all laughing having a good time. It was somewhere around 10:30 or 11pm last night. It was dark out side. Our neighbor John came over. I didn't even see him until he was in the back of the garage where we were. My point being that he came over and heard us joking around about me driving a 5 speed. Well all at once he told Adam that since Adam didn't want me to tear up his truck that he, John, would take me out in his car and teach me. (John had been mad at me for 2 weeks or so and hadn't even been talking to me and last night he was almost jumping up and down in excitment) Instead of Adam saying thanks but no thanks (which is what I said when Mr Dingleberry got done throwing his fit) he got so mad he turned around and looked at me and started cussing at me! To make a long stupid story short he basically told me if I wanted to drive the _______ truck to get my ____ out there and drive it he was tired of hearing the ________. My mouth hit the garage floor. I just stared at him. He said "I guess since theres a neighbor here u feel like u can show off but I'm sick of hearing about it. I got that ______ truck and I ain't going to let u tear it up" Well needless to say I was not a happy woman but I am a lady so I waited till the "neighbor" left before I told this idiot what I thought of him and since I'm a lady I won't repeat it. Needless to say he apologized very nicely. I just can't believe him sometimes. I wasn't going to let that guy teach me how to drive a stick. I mean good grief. I don't even like the man. Adam is just a fruit sometimes. There are days when my frying pan would like to talk to his head. I don't think it would hurt the pan I rarely cook anyways. Anyone else got a dorky hubby?
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on 6/4/07 10:36 pm - Florence, KY
hmmmm..... men They can be really really good or really really bad!
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on 6/5/07 7:44 am - Elizabethtown, KY
lol, so right!
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