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Summer Classes for Men at
  THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, August   17 th 2008    
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.  
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.  
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.  
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundr y Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.  
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 wee ks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM  
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM  
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.  
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your He alth.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.  
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determ ined  
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.  
Class 11 < /FONT>
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined  
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Rela xatio n Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.  
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral S hock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, F riday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.  
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.  
  Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

I would like to sign my 7 year old daughter up for some of these classes as well! This was too funny.

Very  funny. Sometimes I really do believe men must be of another planet. Last night my brother's band played out, so I went to the bar.  Struck up a conversation with a guy, turns out we grew up around the corner from each other, knew a lot of the same folks, yadda yadda yadda.   So, he walks me to the car at the end of the night and says "I still love my ex wife but can I go home with you for a few hours".  " uhhhhhh, ummmmm, NO."..... But hey, it felt good to get hit on nonetheless!  

OMG.....I would have slapped the sh*t outta him.....

I wasn't willing to risk bodily contact, but I don't think he liked it when I asked him to move back from the car ... while I got into it laughing my ass off! :)

 cute