Call to meeting
This is not a thread for those who have to sit while peeing.
You are not invited here,
You are not invited near.
This place you see is just for men
be gone with you
be gone with you again.
There is no place for you in our boat,
no place for you with a goat.
A place for women is what you seek
This place is ours, we make it wreak.
We like it here, in our manly place,
and women speak, it always wrecks us
so off with you, off with you,
my woman friend from Texas.
kp
Out comes the ole green eye, I see.
Don't hate us women who sit and pee.
This sacred place you have for "Just Men"
It's an evil place and full of sin.
You burp, fart and talk your smack
For the one who wreaks most gets your plaque
You make no room on your boat for us goats,
But that's ok, we all know it's a hoax.
You like this manly place you call yours
So up the river with you, with no oars.
All these words are said from the heart
To the man we know with flatulent farts.