Just for you KP!!!
Someone found a great new product for all Bariatric patients. AND it's remote controlled! In fact I am wondering if it wasn't the brain child of our own KP!! I tried to copy it here but it didn't work so you will need to go to the DS forum and look at the topic labeled Just for DSer's(Which of course it isn't)
LOL that'd give the "blamed it on the dog" excuse a break!
http://www.obesityhelp.com/forums/DS/a,messageboard/action,replies/board_id,5357/cat_id,49
57/topic_id,3212904/
I don't use batteries.
On another note,,,
A couple of my kids strapped one of those remote fart boxes under my oboe players chair and during a solo of hers she had to take a short one beat rest then play again.
They hit the button on the rest,,,,,,, I almost died. She opened a fresh can on those boys.
kp