OT - Too funny not to pass on!
Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen,
were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman
pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her
questioningly. "that was my pager," she said. I have a microchip
under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young
woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she
explained, "that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my
hand."
the older woman felt very low tech. Not to be out
done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She
stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging
from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said.........
"well, will you look at that... I'm getting a fax!!