OT: I told a Funny!!!!
I can not tell a joke to save my life. But I guess I can "type" a joke. I posted this on the main board and a few ppl thought it was funny..... (bty, this is as close as a dirty joke as I get)
here it goes...............
Two hillbillies walk into a bar.
Hillbilly #1 sees a lady across the room with her arms around her neck and says, "Hey lady, ya got some food stuck in yer throat?" The lady nods her head yes.
He then sees that she's turning funny colors and says, "Hey lady, can you breathe?" She shakes her head no.
The hillbilly runs over to her,
lifts up her skirt, pulls down her panties, and run his tongue up her right buttock.
Shocked the lady jumps forward and coughs... and out flies the food from her throat.
Hillbilly # 2 walks over to them and says, "Gosh, I've heard about that "Hind - Lick Maneuver" but never seen it work before!