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Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem?  Mornig Michigan, Who's up this AM

LOL Randy, Ask any of my friends that my MEMORY IS TERRIBLE SINCE MY SURGERY.  Is this common?  I mean I am blonde but JEEZ.... oh and quit being so upbeat dangit.

I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.  They have experience pain and bought jewelry.  How are you doing this Morning , Did you see Tim's post Did not know anything about RYN surgery , I think he went back to bed .  

Morning ya'll....my memory sucks too.  Drinking coffee and hubby said I was talking in my sleep this am...He said I  kept saying "put the cookies in the bag" over and over...LOL Have a good Monday! Shannon

yeah randy, your memory is terrible too.  tim said he cant sleep!  LOL so i dont think he went back to bed.  i just posted a comment for him. you blonde too????

I have a great diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want. But you must eat it with naked fat peple.  Ok At lest he is sleeping . Thats more then we can say !!!!!

LMAO Randy. Thanks for the laugh

How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck Trying to make the day start out right  Hope you have agreat day !

That is gross.

Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the stove.  OK no more JOKES this did not go over at ALL !!!!