Saggy Sack

Well keeping fresh is a must for me . After all you never know what might happen .                 Nick

   ..  just call me Scroto Baggins ...     But seriously ..  funny you should post about this topic, Bajadude ..  I was going to do the same, entitled Teabag Testes Talk, or some such, within the next few days on here  ..     I had often wondered what that "cold rush" I felt down there was when I flushed the toilet these recent years, and now I guess  --  mystery solved, thanks to other postings I have read on here of late!  (although I have never found things to actually get wet, or so it seemed).   I never realized that this part of us changes as we get older (is that what is going on?) ..  I have never noticed the "saddlebags" in lockerrooms, bathrooms, etc. on older guys was any different then on younger men  ..  What is going on here . is it  truly the natural result of aging (but, if so, why is it not noticeable on those old fart tribesmen on those National Geographic T.V. specials or mags?)?  is it from the major weight loss?  could it be the result of diabetes? (I've heard that diabetes can cause an atrophy of the dartos muscle, which is what keeps our bags semi-contracted - i.e. "wrinkly" -  most of the time, resulting in a "flaccid bag")    what do our medicos on here say abou the cause of this phenomenon?    

wow....this issue of the "wet twins" came up quite a while back, and I think it might have been either Boner or Tim who suggested the following....which, btw, I did! the level of water in the toilet is set by the amount of water in the tank. have less water in the tank and the level in the toilet goes down -- and will keep the twins dry. so, do what I did...add a simple house brick to the tank, in a spot that will not affect the operation of the flushing, and that lowers the water in the tank and the level in the toilet. simple....neat...and best of all - DRY! Jim

lmao That's hilarious!  Why i haven't come to the mens board sooner I don't know!  Honestly I'm feelin' a little jealous.  My boys don't take a dip in the pool!  Perhaps I haven't lost enough weight or something!?  I once saw a show on HBO where this guy would make animal shapes out of his. One in particular was the snail.  He would move his balls to the side and then lift them up and over the top of his penis to make the shell of the snail. I can't help but to think perhaps you could do something similar where you lift the up out of the pot and set em on the ledge? It'd be like only dipping your feet in the pool. :)

Both of you are right . It is the level of the water that turns the toilet in to a pool for your junk .  And as far as setting my package on the seat here at work N F W  Im a blue collar worker , the restrooms here arent really very clean .    Nick

Is the pool any cleaner? I suppose you could just hold onto your balls but that could prove difficult while wiping your ass. :)

I used to work at a construction site in LA.  The cheap-ass buildier rented way too few Porta-Potties for way too many workers.  He also seemed to have opted for the "ecomomy" pumping schedule.  The guys would have to shim the toilet seat higher and higher with 2 x 4's as the ****ter filled, so as to put some space between their junk and the ever-rising cesspole. I got to work early one morning and left a little "calling card" on the steps of his job trailer.  The number of pottys and the pumping sessions increased that afternoon    Nothing gets their attention like a smokin' turd   I'm always looking out for the workin' man 

You are truly a man's man , I mean that in the mannlyist way    Nick

Back in the 80s when I was still in the Navy we were in the shipyard at Bath, Maine. The crew lived off the ship most of the time as spaces were all torn apart for rework. For the entire six months we were in the yards someone went around taking dumps in various spaces on the ship during the middle of the night.  We called him the "Phantom ****ter".  Baja you weren't working in Maine back in 1982 were you? Tim

or were you in Clarinda, Iowa back in the late 70's Baja? We had someone in our small town taking dumps in the post office entryway during the middle of the night. We also named the culprit, the "Phantom Sh#itter." Went on for a couple of months and had our Barney Fife cops totally baffled. Never did catch him/her.  Boner