Kinda Like This Contortionist Page...

 Lots, of camel's hooves, VW Beetle Hoods (bonnets) and more...

http://community.simplycircus.com/tutorials/acrobatics/conto rtionistshandbook/about_backs_and_back_bending.htm

Oh my! How useful a woman like that could be

 You gotta admire someone who can scratch their head and "pet the bunny" all in one motion!

 She does have rather healthy looking hair. Maybe "THAT's" what they put in conditioner!