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ok .. so I went to charlotte to see the specialist.. and Thanks for all the witty and hilarious replies to my earlier post! hahah.. and to answer i think Susann, I broke my tailbone last september in dance class.. doing this move where you "fall gracefully(obviously i didnt!) backwards onto the floor, sliding on the floor and do a back flip on the floor..  and no it wasnt on a pole.. haha. ok now to present.. They did more xrays today and he felt everywhere, and i mean everywhere! and boy did it hurt! he was the first doctor to actually TOUCH the tailbone thats bent back and broken.. i was like "OMG THATS IT!" so that was weird.. so his plan of action was 5 options , 1) DRUGS-drug me up.. said it wouldnt help the pain.. so no go for that..  2) physical therapy.. said more than likely would not work as well, so NO for that 3) ok i forgot three... lmao. but it wouldnt work either he said.. he said the only thing he thought might work is either  4) Cortizone shots into the tailbone area 3 seperate times , and if that doesnt work then 5) surgery to remove the tailbone.. I being the smart girl i am, asked if i could just get some butt implants so i wasnt sitting on it anymore  hey , nothing wrong with trying to get a lil free plastic surgery!! he laughed.. so i guess that didnt work.. hahha!  SOOO Today he said "ill be right back lay on your stomach.. i was like O M G .. (I had seen the HUGE needles in the biohazard thing on the wall prior to meeting him and told my mom "OMG Look at those huge things!" .. and yes.. he brought out the big guns.. I was freakin.. without warning they shoot my butt with this FREEZING agent that not only FROZE my ARSE but it froze my um .. feminine area!!!! I was like O M G!!!!  .. i said "u froze my hoo hoo!!" his nurse was cracking up. well about the time i say that i feel a gosh awful pain going in my rear.. and it last about 20 seconds, the whole while im trying to climb up the table away from this horrible man who is subjecting me to such pain in the buttocks.. and said "OK U CAN TAKE IT OUT NOW!!!" he didnt listen  (What is it with men and butts anyways?!?!  ROFL) he said "Ok im done, this might work.. it might not... " i said "IT BETTER AFTER ALL THAT!" he said i will see u in 6 weeks for the second one.. i am thinking.. HA! right.. good luck getting me back in here! but .. i know i have to.. We left, and I was in TOTAL JOY For an hour!!! i had absolutely NO PAIN what so ever driving or anything!!!!! I was soo  happy!!  then it happened. I stopped in Gaffney at the outlet malls (here goes that shopping addiction) ( i even only had 20 minutes to shop and i still sped shopped to get my fix! ) As soon as i get back in the car i sit down and WOWZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY BooTAY HURT SO BAD!!!!!!!!!  evidently the great freezing stuff had me numb.. (i wanna buy a jug of it now!) and now its killing me.. and i guess the shot didnt work AT ALL.. which REALLY Sucks :(  AND Not to mention on the way up there, i got pulled over in NC .. going 93 in 65  i SWEAR i didnt think i was going that fast!!! i think he was lieing! so needless to say i got a bad ticket and have to appear in NC Friday the 13th of july for speeding and "Wreckless driving" for being so much over the limit.. (i thought it was 70. .eek) but nope.. i was speeding.. my bad..  So I got a ticket, drove 3 hours total, got my arse shot up with junk that hurt, and now it hurts worse at the moment.. hmm  im on crack! Sorry so long!! Ill keep yall posted on the bootay saga as it continues.. hehe..

So sorry to hear that the shot didn't work. Most of the time they don't or if they do it's for a short time. They never worked on my back, but the one I had in my shoulder lasted for almost 3 months, it has now wore off and I am back in pain again. I guess it's time for another one now. I hope you get it fixed, but like me, you might be facing surgery to fix it. Good luck with it. And one more thing..........SLOW YOUR ARSE DOWN, it's already broke, you don't need to break something else, lol! Mary

Jennifer,        You are so funny!    Some of the funniest things happen to you.  I need to hang out with you more often.  I'm sorry you are having all these problems with your arse!! That sucks!!  Well, let me know if there is anything I can do, but I'm not rubbing your arse! Rachel

Jennifer, I am sorry to hear your butt is hurting. I too have a time with my tailbone. I fell last year and all my weight hit my tailbone. It still hurts everyday. Thank you for letting me know how they hurt you with big arse needles. I will have to suffer with the pain because no one is shooting me in the arse. And absolutely NO ONE if freezing my hoo hoo. It took me years , surgery and losing 75 lbs to find it and I want to know it is there. I will say a silent prayer in church for your tailbone. LOL....I knew we had stuff in common..hehehehehehe...We should go shopping for those blow up rings to sit on....thats enough I have to go. Love you Jennifer

Ouch is right....not just the needle thing, but then to get a ticket on top of it.  Definitely not one of your better days.  It definitely has to get better from there.   Hope you feel better...and get off of your ticket without too much more pain (how funny is it that you are going on Friday the 13th)!

REMOVE YOUR TAILBONE??????  What kind of sick doctor is he? I say keep pushing for the butt implants.  Insurance has approved crazier things right?

Jenn I'm so sorry all this happened to you. It's bad enough to have the butt pain and then to get a ticket on top of that, that's bad I had a lot of backside pain before surgery and went to the doctor several times with no relief. At someone's advice, I decided to try a chiropractor.  My first visit I could barely walk, but in a couple of weeks it was amazing. A doctor is not going to recommend you go, but it did wonders for me. Just a suggestion and it couldn't hurt no worse than that big needle. Good luck. Jean

Aaaawwww Jen,  I hate that didn't work for you...still praying for you!!  And I have that lead foot syndrome too....aaarrggghhhh it will drain the bank acct as quickly as the shopping addiction...lol!!  My auto insurance is CRAZY high...did I mention my family gave me the nicname crash!!   Hhhmmpph!!  I am sooooo sorry !!

~ Deidre