Ultimate Lurking

Yes-I have accomplished the ultimate in lurking. I got to Dr Bours meeting about 6:25 when work called. I was on the phone with them until 6:50-6:55. Then I thought, I can't walk in now, then I thought if they see me out here before I see everyone else they will call me a chicken for not wanting to meet them (ahem, kathy), then I thought well maybe I should go to the door and greet them as they walk out but then its more like stalker-ish (someone stop my babbling and give me a lexapro) then I panicked and drove off...... The ultimate lurker.  MY apologies, I wish I could have been there AND email is down at Lander 1/2 of yesterday and so far this morning (according to their website), so I hope to come on later this afternoon and defend myself..... Let the lurker bashing begin...

YOU BIG WUSSY! Hand over the man card.. I can not believe you chickened out... Kathy doesn't bite.. ((I've heard she just leaves hickies!!))

OH MAN,  I was so looking forward to meeting you in person.  I have never met a real live crazy person, LOL.  J/K.  Hope to meet you next time and have a great day!  

CHICKEN!!! CHICKEN!!!!!!! And I was there until almost 8:00 PM talking. You might have had a tiny chance to whup me yesterday too.  I was TIRED and worn out. Not today though.  I got a good nights sleep and mucho energy. Well, I'll look forward to meeting you when you grow some nads...

MAN---you come clean, confess to your "friends" that you had a rough night...and all I get is grief... thats fine, I'm used to being kiscked around like yesterdays trash....kick away...don't feel bad for me...I'm fine, nothing an extra lexapro or 2 wouldn't fix....go ahead, make fun...take away the man card, poke fun of the nads, call me crazy......I'm OK....I've had low self-esteem before, I can sink deep deep down into more self loathing low self esteem........ NOW---who wants to give me pity? I LOVE pity......

You didn't confess that you had a rough night!  You confessed that you chickened out of coming to support group. WHO WANTS TO GIVE CHRIS SOME PITY?!?!?! Not me, I pity your wife though...LOL!!

Noooooooooo--I'm having a rough morning because everyone is beating up on me.... Pity my wife....I pity da fool who thinks they can whup my butt.....ya-I'm calling YOU out

How am I supposed to whup you if you don't even show up? Thats what I thought!  Keep on hiding...

Nice assumption that you COULD whup me....hello, little chica.....wake up, stop dreaming OK-this is the sad part...I forgot why we're even going to whup each others butt.... But when I remember--I'm gonna do it (((((     flexing my muscles at ya   ))))))))

SURE you are... You gotta show up first girly man.