Happy Soggy FRIDAY!!!

OK, that was fake. I am having a funky day.  I am feeling all my weight.  My face is broken out.  My skin is greasy looking.  I can't get my hair right... Ugh...My self esteem is at a LOW right now, so I may have to give you guys some cash to hand out to PAY guys to hit on me tonight at Dianne's party.  Just don't tell me who you gave the cash too.  I don't  want to know.  I would like to pretend that they are all legitimate.  You know what I mean? Nothing is better than a bunch of drunk loser****ting on a girl to make her feel desirable!  LOL! Anyway, I am looking forward to seeing everyone tonight.  I wish I could drag the LCBB's closer.  But I guess we want Chief's to still be STANDING after we have one of celebrations there!  LOL! How are you all doing? Kathy

Good Morning Kathy!  Welcome to my "funk" world.  I know exactly what you mean about the self esteem issues right now.  If I had one more "blemish" on my face right now I would swear that I am 16 and in high school!!!  All I have to say is THANK GOD Marcey loaned me the top that I am wearing tonight.  That is the only thing that will make me feel semi pretty tonight!!!   I bet after a few drinks we will be feeling pretty good and not care about anything else.  Ok everyone.....how many drink will it take to make Kathy and Melissa think they are HOT???? My guess is...................3 each!!! What is your guess??????

LMAO @ "how many drink will it take to make Kathy and Melissa think they are HOT????" Speaking of tops, I have TWO sexy tops that I need to give you.  I bought them, tore off the tags and lost the receipts after not trying them on. (typical) I just don;t have the "assets" to make them look as good as they would look on you.  I'll try to remember them tonight.

I thought you might like that one!!! I can't wait to see the tops!  You have such great taste in clothes!!!!!

Can't wait to see you  guys tonight, remember to save me a seat, I will be there between 9:15 and 9:30. Patti You are all sexy ladys and don't you forget it!!!!!

Well girls add me to the funk day and the blemish club. I started flo I have the nice under skin painful bumps and just have bad hair and I don't get to drink tonight cause i'm driving. I got ya all beat Marcey

Girl!!  You don't need to drink!  You are crazy enough as it is!!  LOL!

Maybe I can find that guy who wa****ting on Dawn!!

Well, I for one, am feeling and looking fabulous!!! So you guys will have to stay close to me and I'll try to rub off some of this positive energy in your direction!!!

Save me a seat because I will need to sit beside ya!!!!

Do you mean the guy who thought I "smelled good" and kept putting his nose on my neck?   Or the guy who wanted to dance with me and ended up leaving scars on my arms from his burning cigarette?  I don't remember anybody else ever even paying attention to me!  LOL  Oh, except for that little boy I mentioned in my other post, who got all excited because we walked in.  He was funny. Glad you're feeling fabulous Dianne!  We're gonna party like it's your birfday!