Comebacks to "How much have you lost"?

My response:  "133 POUNDS! IN LESS THAN SIX MONTHS!"  That usually stuns them into appreciative silence.
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I tell them the current loss.  I love giving out my good news!!!  And I always get a big "Good Job!"

answer a question w/ a ?

Why do you ask?  ...... 

A...Well you look amazing!  ....
Reply...DANG STRAIGHT!!   turn yer back now STRUT ......  lolol


Or like Dolly Parton said...I can't tell you how much I lost...I don't want you to know HOW FAT I was!!


Or.... Last time I checked, like  ALOT!!   ...........    now  STRUT!!


Or...Lean back, tilt yer head...throw yer hands back ...with yer hips out front...
and say..
Like I told Puppet, Toker and CowHead.....QUE TEM PORTA!!  

sorta like..what's the importance? MYOB , don't want ya to sweat this ****!....now  STRUT!!  
                                                               
                                                 

OMG Carmelita, I love this one:

"I can't tell you how much I lost...I don't want you to know HOW FAT I was!".. I'm going to have to use that one!

I usually say, "A lot, thank you for noticing!".